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A Thousand Words for May 6, 2013

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Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for May 6? Send in yours by noon May 9, and we'll be the judge. | AP Photo

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Updated: June 7, 2013 6:05AM



A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.

May 6’s photo features an unusual bicycle while April 29’s photo featured costumed children.

Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.

Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.

Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, 350 N. Orleans St., 9th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654

Submissions also can be emailed to cpedziwiatr@southtownstar.com with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.

Entries for May 6’s photo must be received by noon May 9.

Please include your name, hometown and phone number.

April 29’s winner for the costumed children photo:

Sadly, this year’s spelling bee was plagued with super-liminal advertising. — Tony Marasas, Lansing

Runners-up:

Now presenting the artists formerly known as Rubik’s Cube and Crazy Eights. — Jerry Centner, Oak Forest

With all of the video games and phone games out there, I think I’ll retire to Boca Raton, Fla. — Russell Shaeffer, Hazel Crest

Hey, boy! You’re a real card. Or are you advertising that pizza place again? — John Morrissey, Tinley Park

Best of the Rest:

I’m numero uno and you’re just a cube. Oh, yeah? Well you’re not playing with a full deck. — Joseph A. Vaccaro, Tinley Park

I know we are different people, but I swear I can change. No, you can’t. You’re just too one-dimensional. — EJ Oahueke, Worth

What’s the most popular game in America? I haven’t a clue. — Pat Foley, Homer Glen

The finalists in the Sing While Wearing Meaningless Costumes Contest. — Joseph Redmond, Oak Lawn



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