A Thousand Words for July 1, 2013
June 30, 2013 7:02PM
Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for July 1? Send in yours by noon July 3, and we'll be the judge. | File photo
Updated: August 2, 2013 6:16AM
A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.
July 1’s photo features a car while June 24’s photo featured two superhero dogs.
Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.
Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.
Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, c/o Sun-Times Media, 350 N. Orleans St., 10 South, Chicago, IL 60654.
Submissions also can be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.
Entries for July 1’s photo must be received by noon July 3.
Please include your name, hometown and phone number.
June 24’s winner for the photo featuring two superhero dogs:
They say we are a pug-nosed, pugnacious and pugilistic breed. But we’re just Superpugs to those who love us. — Nancy C. Smith-Slee, Palos Heights
We may be small but we superheroes can lick anybody. — Terry Bracken, Chicago
You’re right, Batman. The Flash always beats us to that fire hydrant. — Kevin Truell, Alsip
These pugnacious crime fighters are always willing to lend a yelping hand. — Pat Foley, Homer Glen
Best of the Rest:
Play it cool, Superman. No one will recognize us in our new masks. — EJ Oahueke, Worth
This isn’t worth the candy we get. — Richard Jarema, Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community
I knew we shouldn’t have gotten involved with those “Men in Black” guys. — Mike Sutko, Oak Lawn
We aren’t blending in. I told you this isn’t what they’re wearing on Earth this year. — Alice Latham, Willow Springs
I can’t assume my alter ego as Bark Kent because I’ve lost my horn-rimmed glasses. Let’s go back to the bat cave. My butler Alfido is serving Gravy Train for dinner. — Joseph A. Vaccaro, Tinley Park
Let’s go rescue some puppy mill survivors. — Katherine Webster, Orland Park
That’s right, Superdog. Hold your head up and your tongue out and your hiccups will go away. — Michael Schmidt, Hammond, Ind.
Stop pushing already! I am only Batpug. He is the Superpug. Let him locate the fire hydrant. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn
Are we there yet? — Phyllis Knize, Crestwood
Southland super dogs. — Gene Sabaj, Oak Lawn
Who is prettier? Come on. You can answer. Her feelings will not be hurt. — Jerry Centner, Oak Forest
These people wouldn’t know a superhero if they saw one. Do you remember Underdog? — Wayne R. Anderson Sr., Homewood
If they ask me to trick-or-treat then I’m outta here. — Joan Knudsen, Chicago Ridge