southtownstar
SPLENDID 
Weather Updates

A Thousand Words for March 3, 2014

Think you can write funny captigo with this phofor March 3? Send yours by noMarch 6 we'll be judge.

Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for March 3? Send in yours by noon March 6, and we'll be the judge. | AP file photo

storyidforme: 62691383
tmspicid: 22614122
fileheaderid: 10891651
Article Extras
Story Image

Updated: April 4, 2014 6:08AM



A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.

March 3’s photo features a George Washington reenactor while Feb. 24’s photo featured a team warmup.

Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.

Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.

Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, c/o Sun-Times Media, 350 N. Orleans St., 10th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654.

Submissions also can be emailed to cpedziwiatr@southtownstar.com with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.

Entries for March 3’s photo must be received by noon March 6.

Please include your name, hometown and phone number.

Feb. 24’s winner for the photo featuring a team warmup:

After these exercises, they always let me hit some fowl balls to them. — Pat Foley, Homer Glen

Runners-up:

Being a rookie with this ball club calls for a lot of surprise duties. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn

Are you crazy? I’m not asking him to come to lunch with us. We’re going to KFC. — Mike Shizas, Burbank

Do you think our new teammate knows a good recipe for Greek chicken? — Mixalis Amerikanakis, Bridgeview

Best of the Rest:

Hey, all you chickens, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45 ... — Lynne Moleck, Hickory Hills

Something smells fowl. — Richard Jarema, Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community

Chicken Little is full of it. The sky is not falling. — Joseph A. Vaccaro, Tinley Park



© 2014 Sun-Times Media, LLC. All rights reserved. This material may not be copied or distributed without permission. For more information about reprints and permissions, visit www.suntimesreprints.com. To order a reprint of this article, click here.