A Thousand Words for May 6, 2013
A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.
May 6’s photo features an unusual bicycle while April 29’s photo featured costumed children.
Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.
Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.
Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, 350 N. Orleans St., 9th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654
Submissions also can be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.
Entries for May 6’s photo must be received by noon May 9.
Please include your name, hometown and phone number.
April 29’s winner for the costumed children photo:
Sadly, this year’s spelling bee was plagued with super-liminal advertising. — Tony Marasas, Lansing
Now presenting the artists formerly known as Rubik’s Cube and Crazy Eights. — Jerry Centner, Oak Forest
With all of the video games and phone games out there, I think I’ll retire to Boca Raton, Fla. — Russell Shaeffer, Hazel Crest
Hey, boy! You’re a real card. Or are you advertising that pizza place again? — John Morrissey, Tinley Park
Best of the Rest:
I’m numero uno and you’re just a cube. Oh, yeah? Well you’re not playing with a full deck. — Joseph A. Vaccaro, Tinley Park
I know we are different people, but I swear I can change. No, you can’t. You’re just too one-dimensional. — EJ Oahueke, Worth
What’s the most popular game in America? I haven’t a clue. — Pat Foley, Homer Glen
The finalists in the Sing While Wearing Meaningless Costumes Contest. — Joseph Redmond, Oak Lawn