A Thousand Words for Oct. 14, 2013
A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.
Oct. 14’s photo features a tiger and a dolphin while Oct. 7’s photo featured a box-headed couple.
Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.
Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.
Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, c/o Sun-Times Media, 350 N. Orleans St., 10th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654.
Submissions also can be emailed to email@example.com with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.
Entries for Oct. 14’s photo must be received by noon Oct. 17.
Please include your name, hometown and phone number.
Oct. 7’s winner for the photo featuring a couple:
A Chicago Cubs fan and a Chicago White Sox fan are hoping they can at least pick a winning horse. — Jeannine Sabaj, Oak Lawn
The parents of the unknown comic check out their son’s next show. — EJ Oahueke, Worth
It’s only 600 more miles to Box Elder, S.D. — Pat Foley, Homer Glen
The Blockheads continue their search for a new plastic surgeon. — Toni Yadron, Tinley Park
Best of the Rest:
What do you mean you can’t find who we are or where we are? — Michael A. Smith, Oak Lawn
Don’t be such a square. Think outside the box, man. — George Bereckis, Romeoville
Two Green Bay Packers fans testing the post office slogan, “If it fits, it ships,” to get to Lambeau Field. — Joseph A. Vaccaro, Tinley Park
We may be a couple of blockheads, but at least I have some curb appeal. — Nancy Smith-Slee, Palos Heights
Are we boxed in for the next race? — Lynne Moleck, Hickory Hills
Turn to the sports section, Bill. We can check the box scores. — David Nelson, Crestwood
It’s always best to think outside the box. — Lenore T. Colson, Palos Heights
Hey, blockhead, do you think the Secret Service are going to recognize us since the government shutdown? — Willie Lampkin, Oak Forest
Let’s think outside the box and play the trifecta. — Sandy VanderMeer, South Holland
See! It’s right there in this old program. There’s Great-grandpa Bob and his brother Phil wearing these same boxes in the bleachers at a Chicago Cubs game back in 1913. — Pat Flanigan, Oak Lawn
I think these disguises will work fine. No one will know we’re buying flowers, and we can get our Chicago White Sox season tickets at the same time. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn
I’m glad we met. Before today I didn’t know any other members of the Blockhead clan. — Bernadine Wojcicki, Palos Heights
Seriously? You couldn’t find the normal bags for our heads? Now we stick out like sore thumbs in this crowd, and the flowers don’t help. — Tony Ficke, Homer Glen
Where shall we go for our winter vacation? Oh, here. Chicago. It’s warmer there. — Jerry Centner, Oak Forest
I laughed my head off reading about that. — Nancy Little, Palos Heights
Let’s see if our son SpongeBob SquarePants is mentioned in the program. By the way, your hairdo is just lovely. — John Morrissey, Tinley Park