A Thousand Words for Jan. 13, 2014
January 12, 2014 8:22PM
Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for Jan. 13? Send in yours by noon Jan 16, and we'll be the judge. | AP file photo
Updated: February 14, 2014 6:04AM
A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.
Jan. 13’s photo features a man with some snakes while Jan. 6’s photo featured hockey.
Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.
Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.
Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, c/o Sun-Times Media, 350 N. Orleans St., 10th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654.
Submissions also can be emailed to email@example.com with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.
Entries for Jan. 13’s photo must be received by noon Jan. 16.
Please include your name, hometown and phone number.
Jan. 6’s winner for the photo featuring a seemingly magical referee:
Bored warlock referees can conjure up a game in their back yard. — Robert Kolasa, Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community
Mr. Suzy Snowflake attempts to give his team a winning edge by snow blinding the opposing goalie. — Cheri L. Ahner, Oak Lawn
Hoping nobody will notice, the referee threw a little dazzle dust on the goalie to help his son score his first goal of the season. — Linda Stahulak, Crete
You guys really stink. Here is some deodorant spray. — Don Jeanes, Palos Park
Best of the Rest:
There needs to be more traffic in front of the net. — Radislav Majic, Chicago
I told you the potion would work. The score is 12-0, and you finally made a save. — Carl Stahulak, Crete
My net profit is a snow cone. — Richard Jarema, Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community
Maybe a little of my magic dust will help the Chicago Blackhawks finally win a shoot-out. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn