A Thousand Words for April 8, 2013
April 7, 2013 11:34PM
Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for April 8? Send in yours by noon April 11, and we'll be the judge. | File photo
Updated: May 9, 2013 6:04AM
A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.
April 8’s photo features cats while April 1’s photo featured a dinosaur and child.
Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.
Every Monday, we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.
Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, 350 N. Orleans St., 9th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654
Submissions also can be emailed to email@example.com with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.
Entries for April 8’s photo must be received by noon April 11.
Please include your name, hometown and phone number.
April 1’s winner for the dinosaur and child photo:
If I told you once, I told you a thousand times. Floss. You still have a piece of brontosaurus between your teeth. — Guy Santillo, Glen Ellyn
If only little Marco’s mother could see what the big-boy toilet really looked like then surely she would not force him to use it. — Jason Dykstra, Mokena
I thought my diapers were bad until I got a whiff of his breath. — John Morrissey, Tinley Park
Paleontologist potty training. — EJ Oahueke, Worth
Best of the Rest:
No, Doctor, I’m not so sure I like your new dental chair. — Regina Sabadosa, Oak Lawn
When my mother prayed for me to always have a roof over my head, is this the one she meant? — Carl F. Rollberg, Calumet Park
If you mess up one hair on my head, big guy, you’ve had it! — Dave Massey, Palos Heights
Just a little Kid-Bit. — Kay O’Connor, Orland Park
Dino to child: ”You taste like baby back ribs.” Child to dino: “Eww! Did you have garlic for lunch?” — Nathan Pomorski, Mokena
OK, I’ll let you slide down my mouth this time. But the next time you spray paint me with these silly neon colors, I’ll eat you. — Greg Pouos, Burbank
I’m not hungry. Why are you? — Donna Cavanaugh, Orland Park
Grandma, what big teeth you have! — MaryAnn Hansen, New Lenox
A sight for dino-sore eyes. — Pat Foley, Homer Glen
Look, Mom. I think he likes me. He’s taking another bite. — Rick Deering, Frankfort
My, what big teeth you have! — Michelle Wegrzyn, Oak Lawn
Jonah! Jonah? Are you in there? — Joseph A. Vaccaro, Tinley Park
You don’t scare me. I’m just going to sit here until my pants dry. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn
This toilet is awesome. Now, where’s the toilet paper? — Mike Videka, Chicago