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A Thousand Words for May 13, 2013

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Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for May 13? Send in yours by noon May 16, and we'll be the judge. | AP photo

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Updated: June 14, 2013 6:03AM



A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.

May 13’s photo features chicks while May 6’s photo featured an unusual bicycle.

Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.

Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.

Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, 350 N. Orleans St., 9th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654.

Submissions also can be emailed to cpedziwiatr@southtownstar.com with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.

Entries for May 13’s photo must be received by noon May 16.

Please include your name, hometown and phone number.

May 6’s winner for the unusual bicycle photo:

When one has chosen the right road to travel, it’s always a smooth ride. — Bob Dietz, Tinley Park

Runners-up:

It’s an SFV (Sports Futility Vehicle). — Pat Foley, Homer Glen

If you’ve hit a bump in the road, you can still get a square deal at Yikes’ Bike Shop. — Nancy C. Smith–Slee, Palos Heights

With my mind squarely set on something better, I may have to rethink the way I roll. — Michael Rodriguez, Orland Park

Best of the Rest:

We must be in Cook County. This road is in terrible shape. — Pat Browne, Lemont

Pedaling Squares. — Phil Lindstrom, Palos Heights

We’ll see who is laughing when they pave all the streets like this. — Mike Shizas, Burbank

How do our state visionary thinkers solve the problem of our trashed and rutted roads? By inventing the Illinois Wheel, of course. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn

If this is how you navigate the cloud then count me out. — Tony Marasas, Lansing

This is the last time I buy anything from SpongeBob SquarePants. — Joseph A. Vaccaro, Tinley Park

I’m still trying to find the square hole. — Jozee Brazen, Orland Park

I’m getting ready to square things with my bike-riding friends. — Jerry Centner, Oak Forest

Don’t laugh. I weighed more than 400 pounds when I started riding this bike. — John Morrissey, Tinley Park

Finally. A way to avoid high-speed bicycle accidents. — Joseph Redmond, Oak Lawn



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