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A Thousand Words for May 27, 2013

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Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for May 27? Send in yours by noon May 30, and we'll be the judge. | AP photo

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Updated: June 28, 2013 6:07AM



A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.

May 27’s photo features an alien while May 20’s photo featured two kids battling.

Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.

Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.

Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, 350 N. Orleans St., 9th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654.

Submissions also can be emailed to cpedziwiatr@southtownstar.com with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.

Entries for May 27’s photo must be received by noon May 30.

Please include your name, hometown and phone number.

May 20’s winner for the photo of two kids battling:

A black belt earns you respect, prestige and honor. A yellow belt, not so much. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn

Runners-up:

My father was the Big Bopper. — Richard Jarema, Mount Greenwood

That’ll teach you not to copy my outfit. — Joan E. Knudsen, Chicago Ridge

After his first karate lesson, Jim quickly returned to his bowling league. — Pat Foley, Homer Glen

Best of the Rest:

What a male can do, a female can do better. Be wise. — Adewale Ajibade, Gary

Hit me, baby, one more time. — Tanesha Burns, Chicago

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times. Put the toilet seat down. — Patricia Cross, Hometown

Which part of NO don’t you understand? Is it the N or the O? — Tom Cellini, Midlothian

Knocking some sense into me feels so good. Do it again. — Bernadine Wojcicki, Palos Heights

These two are battling it out to see who will earn their Nerf belt. — Staff submission



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