Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for July 22? Send in yours by noon July 25, and we'll be the judge. | AP file photo
Updated: August 23, 2013 6:07AM
A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.
July 22’s photo features penguins while July 15’s photo featured biker Santas.
Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.
Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.
Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, c/o Sun-Times Media, 350 N. Orleans St., 10 South, Chicago, IL 60654.
Submissions also can be emailed to email@example.com with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.
Entries for July 22’s photo must be received by noon July 25.
Please include your name, hometown and phone number.
Check out the photo gallery for bonus photos and captions.
July 15’s winner for the photo featuring biker Santas:
It’s Christmas in July on South Western Avenue. Isn’t it wonderful? — Jerry Centner, Oak Forest
After pillaging and plundering Small Town, USA, the Synchronized Santa Claus Biker Team moved on to their next town of terror. — Larry Rapsky, Lemont
A reindeer’s idea of how a sleigh should be pulled. — EJ Oahueke, Worth
It’s Santa’s Army off to the Crusades to battle the Hells Angels. — Pat Browne, Lemont
Best of the Rest:
Heaven’s Angels on wheels. — Richard Jarema, Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community
Hey, Bob. You take Tinley, Orland, the Hills and Homer. Rick, yours is Midlo, Oak Forest, Mokena and Frankfort. Ralph, you have New Lenox, Manhattan and the boonies. Anything past that, let the other guys handle it. — Donna Fiore, Tinley Park
Here is a flock of Santas heading toward the North Pole. — Vince Vizza, Evergreen Park
As the top three finish the race, they all seem to be foaming at the mouth as a sign of victory. — John Morrissey, Tinley Park
Hey! It’s July, fellas, not December. — Joseph Redmond, Oak Lawn