A Thousand Words for Nov. 4, 2013
November 3, 2013 4:26PM
Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for Nov. 4? Send in yours by noon Nov. 7, and we'll be the judge. | AP file photo
Updated: December 5, 2013 6:06AM
A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.
Nov. 4’s photo features an odd couple while Oct. 28’s photo featured a wedding.
Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.
Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.
Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, c/o Sun-Times Media, 350 N. Orleans St., 10th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654.
Submissions also can be emailed to email@example.com with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.
Entries for Nov. 4’s photo must be received by noon Nov. 7.
Please include your name, hometown and phone number.
Oct. 28’s winner for the photo featuring a wedding:
I loved jelly beans as a kid. Now I can have one until death do us part. — Willie Lampkin Jr., Oak Forest
Nelly and her fiance, Jelly, will soon be wed. They will be known as Mr. and Mrs. Jelly and Nelly Belly and daughter Elly. — Joseph A. Vaccaro, Tinley Park
Everyone agrees he may not be the most handsome dad or husband, but he is as sweet as they come. — Jerry Centner, Oak Forest
Little Sally definitely looks more like her mother, but she has her father’s eyes. — Michael McDevitt, Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community
Best of the Rest:
Stepdaddy No. 4. Here we go again. — Richard Jarema, Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community
Wipe that silly grin off your face. Everyone knows you’re not the father of my daughter. — John Morrissey, Tinley Park
Mom said her new boyfriend was a good egg, but I didn’t quite understand her until now. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn