A Thousand Words for Dec. 2, 2013
December 1, 2013 8:08PM
Think you can write a funny caption to go with this photo for Dec. 2? Send in yours by noon Dec. 5, and we'll be the judge. | File photo
Updated: January 3, 2014 6:03AM
A Thousand Words offers SouthtownStar readers the chance to share funny captions for photos.
Dec. 2’s photo features Santa while Nov. 25’s photo featured photographers.
Think you can write a funny caption? Send in yours, and we’ll be the judge.
Every Monday we’ll run a photo and the best captions from the previous week.
Your submissions can be mailed to: Craig Pedziwiatr — A Thousand Words, SouthtownStar, c/o Sun-Times Media, 350 N. Orleans St., 10th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654.
Submissions also can be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org with “A Thousand Words” in the subject line.
Entries for Dec. 2’s photo must be received by noon Dec. 5.
Please include your name, hometown and phone number.
Check out the gallery for bonus photos and captions.
Nov. 25’s winner for the photo featuring photographers:
Don’t look now, Bobo. I think that’s your wife in the balcony, and she’s not smiling. — Eugene Sabaj, Oak Lawn
I’m not monkeying around. You know I take a better picture than you. — Linda Stahulak, Crete
Of course you can’t see anything, silly ape. Your lens cap is on. — Joseph Redmond, Oak Lawn
Is it monkey see, monkey do or human see, human do? — Vince Vizza, Evergreen Park
Best of the Rest:
I heard everything looks different through the camera’s eye, but this is ridiculous. — EJ Oahueke, Worth
Even a caveman can learn to be a photo tech at Yahoo. — Nancy Smith-Slee, Palos Heights
Monkey see. Monkey do. — Richard Jarema, Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community
Enroll at Yahoo Tech where our nature courses are multicultural. — Evert E. Kooyman, Oak Lawn
Dian Fossey’s most promising student says, “Everybody smile. Say, ‘simian.’ ” — Joseph A. Vaccaro, Tinley Park
It took a while, but this team of photographers finally clicked. — Pat Foley, Homer Glen
Bonzo the monkey was caught posing as a photographer in an attempt to sneak into the premiere of “Planet of the Apes.” — Nancy Phillips, Orland Park
This digital photography is so easy a monkey could do it. Oh wait, he is. Yahooooooo! — Tony Ficke, Homer Glen
Yahoo must be really desperate for workers. — Jacob Slager
I’d bet $10 that the monkey’s picture is better. — Jakob Reitsma